i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders
LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE
I’M SO MAD AT VINE’S TIME LIMIT I WANTED TO HEAR THE COP’S HIGH NOTE THOUGH
Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.